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Chapter 24
Bright Ideas
Every
program snippet in the opening credits of Hunter for the season came
That scene
has a banged up car, a shattered windshield and other details in Fuhrmans 1989
letter to the city attorney about his 1985 Rockingham encounter with O.J. and
Nicole. All you have to do now is make a composite of the women, call that character
Nicole, turn a Cadillac into a Mercedes, pull a baseball bat from another part
of the Hunter pilot and put it where it fits in Fuhrmans letter.
Fuhrmans
letter was written in response to the 89 incident in which Nicole ran to a police
officer crying, Hes going to kill me! That part of the incident comes
from a 1987 episode of Hunter. The fact that someone slashed Nicoles throat
with a knife in 94 and the evidence pointed to O.J. as the killer broadens the scope
of the King Hays scene to include the man who slit the throats of blue-eyed blondes. Now
all you have to do to get O.J. as the man with the knife is to make a composite character
out of Dr. Bolin and King Hays. You need only Hunter and Bolin to get Fuhrman. Nicole had
brown eyes. With Gretchen in a composite character with Bolins victims you have the
brown eyes, too. All of the
above have one common denominator Mark Fuhrman.
I
didnt see the Hunter pilot until 2004 so I didnt know where the
ten-second sequences in the opening credits came from. I didnt know that Rick Hunter
got his breaking and entering skills from Dee Dee McCall and I knew nothing of Capt. Cain,
the killers Bronco or Brian Dennehys role as the killer. I didnt know
Dennehys birthday was the same as O.J.s or that so much of Fuhrmans
account of his encounters with O.J. and Nicole were in the Hunter pilot.
I
wasnt surprised to learn that Fuhrman had a special interest in Hunter. Of
all the cop shows produced in the 70s and 80s, that one had more in common
with Fuhrmans self-portrait than any other. Rick Hunters defining
characteristics carried over from show to show and the precinct captain who took
Cains place shared Cains opinion of Hunter. Hunters attitude toward him
was the same as his attitude toward Cain. Whenever possible Hunter ignored everyone in his
higher chain of command.
I avoided Hunter
mainly because I didnt think Fred Dryer had the acting credentials to play the title
character in a TV series. 17 episodes into the first season I heard so many good things
about the show from the people I worked with that I tuned in to see for myself. I saw
The Avenging Angel with Robert Gray as an electronic surveillance expert named
Arnold Morton and John Amos as Capt. Dolan. I was impressed.
The
Avenging Angel begins You
didnt have to Unlike
other pro football players-turned actors like Fred The Hammer Williamson, Jim
Brown and the young O.J. Simpson, Fred Dryer was a good actor from jump. The life he
breathed into Rick Hunter made the character believable and made the show fun to watch
in small doses.
Arnold Morton sits Next up is
Robert Pastorelli as William Wakefield. He is the cool guy in the cowboy boots who hits
on Helen Mirren as Betty in Dead Womans Shoes. He's the killer cop in Striking
Distance and derelict informer in Remington Steele. In The
Avenging Angel hes a key
prosecution witness who changes his testimony in court to undermine the case against
Pierpoint.
Hunter knows
that Pierpoint has paid Wakefield to change his testimony and expresses his outrage to
McCall inside and outside of the courthouse. He says that he wished the people involved in
this miscarriage of justice would get run over by a bus. Morton, picking up Hunters
every word, takes him literally and begins killing the bad guys, starting with
Wakefield. He runs the man over with a Pinto and calls Hunter to apologize for not being
able to do it with a bus.
In Detour
to Terror (79) O.J. Simpson is a bus driver who kills three bad guys with his
bus. In The Naked Gun 2 ˝ O.J. is the electronic surveillance expert who gets
trapped under a bus bound for Detroit. Robert Gray, the surveillance expert in The
Avenging Angel, is a native Detroiter. The obsessed stalker theme and the lyrics of
Every Breath You Take are key components in Fuhrmans claim that O.J.
killed Nicole and Ron. Fuhrmans old friend Ron Shipp was in a business
where the kind of equipment Morton uses to spy on Hunter is easily available. To commit
the Bundy murders and frame O.J., the killer needed someone to keep an eye and ear on O.J.
before, during and after the murders. The Avenging Angel shows how easily it
could be done.
After
Wakefields murder, Hunter and McCall conduct an illegal search of his house and
discover evidence that Dr. Pierpoint did pay him to change his testimony. Hunter also
finds something odd about a message left on Wakefields phone answering machine and
realizes that the man calling himself Hunters avenging angel is the man
who left an anonymous tip about the killer dentist. He and McCall rush to warn Dr.
Pierpoint but they are too late. Morton has booby-trapped the telephone in his office.
When he picks up the receiver the office explodes.
An
electronic Hunter and
McCall now Dolan is
not about to contact every government agency for a list of electronic surveillance experts
that correspond to the anonymous tipster although, as Hunter says, One of these guys
is a homicidal maniac. Dolan doesnt say what he thinks the detectives should
do to stop the killer but he has strong feelings about why he exists. He tells Hunter,
You now why we got a mad bomber, Hunter? Ill tell you why we got a mad bomber.
Its because every time the system lets you down you want to cut corners. You want to
break procedures and then you want to go on a corner and moan and groan and demand divine
intervention. As far as Im concerned, this Avenging Angel got all his bright ideas
from you.
Of course
he did. There wouldnt be a story if he didnt. Is Hunter upset that this killer
used him as a template for committing murder in the name of justice? Of course he
isnt. The man is a psycho. Hunter is a dedicated police officer. His job now is to
catch this guy by hook or crook.
Where did
When you
put all of the one-eyed characters into composites of people linked to Fuhrman by way of
what he told Kathleen Bell and Laura Hart about his attitudes and exploits what do you
get? You get Nastassja Kinski, Kim Novak, May Britt, Grace Zabranski, Sherilyn Fenn and
Kathy Baker white women linked to black men in their private lives or in
screenplays. You get French connections, moonlight, Greek Mythology, an Oakland Raider and
murder/frame-up conspiracies. You get royalty and you get pimps. Fuhrman didnt get
all of his bright ideas from Hunter but it looks as though its where he got
the idea that he could turn fiction into reality by setting up O.J. Simpson for a great
fall. The more I
saw of Hunter and McCalls attitude toward law enforcement in opinion polls,
political campaigns and conversations around the coffee pot at work, the less entertaining
the show became. I saw a definite split between the way most black people I knew saw shows
like this and the way most white people I knew saw them.
The
black perspective, which a large minority of white people shared, had nothing
to do with their attitude toward cops in the real world. Of course there was excessive
violence. It was an action show, the more violence the better. Of course the good guys
violated proper police procedure and the Constitutional rights of their suspects. Watching
cops adhere to proper police procedure and safeguard the rights of the accused in a
complex murder case is boring and unrealistic. Besides, everyone knew that the suspects
were guilty because we saw them commit the crimes. Everyone knew that Hunter and McCall
were on the front lines of life and death decisions that had to be made quickly. They
might have bent a few rules but they served justice and gave us an entertaining ride.
The
majority white perspective on shows like Hunter, which a small minority
of blacks shared, had everything to do with their attitude toward law enforcement in the
real world. The people who saw things this way didnt talk about the rights of the
accused. They talked about the rights of the criminals as though suspect was another name
for criminal. When a criminal suspect was set free because police obtained evidence
against him illegally, they were angry at the liberal judges and
unscrupulous attorneys who freed them on technicalities.
Without
Hunter
and
The first
time I watched the Hunter pilot I looked for big things like the killers
clothes and murder weapon, a blue knit cap, an aviator jacket, a blue jean jackets, a
French connection, a name link or a birthday link. I looked for cowboy boots, Nikes,
bears, Lincolns, lit candles, milk, crucifixes, covert surveillance, ex-marines, doctors,
psychics, taxicabs, busses, trains, and SUVs. I looked for O.J.-like qualities in the
villain and Fuhrman-like qualities in the villain and the hero. I looked for Fuhrman
neckties, royalty, time manipulation and false identification.
With so
many connections to choose from youd think that you could find them in any movie if
you look hard enough. You cant. The reason you cant is because they dont
stand on their own. Where you find lit candles you also have to find music, a crucifix an
envelope, a bathtub, framed pictures of the accused, a murderer or a murder victim. A blue
knit cap has to link to a murder scene, a black man, a dock, a sweat suit, leather gloves,
shoeprints or a blue jean jacket. A Fuhrman necktie is only a necktie unless a cop, a
killer or an authority figure is wearing it.
Ive
checked out This sort
of thing is McCall
chases the man down, shoots him with her service revolver (six-iron) and he falls dead in
a fountain in the courtyard of her apartment complex. Hunter turns the body over saying,
Partys over Bolin. The detectives are surprised to see that the dead man
in the water isnt who they think he is. McCall says, looks like the doctor
doesnt make house calls. Whos this guy? He looks familiar to McCall but
she cant place where she saw him before until she gets a report that tells her he
has a long history of assorted mental disorders and he was Dr. Bolins patient. Now
she knows why he looks familiar. Now I knew from converging scenes in A Touch of
Scandal, Frenzy, Taking the Heat, Robocop, The Resurrected and Murder in Greenwich why
he looked familiar to me. If you
recall the After
Fuhrman and Steve
Weeks think Tommy killed Martha. Fuhrman doesnt. Dr. Baden gives them a time range
for Marthas death, which breaks Michaels alibi. Hildy gives Fuhrman
Michaels obsession/rejection motive. The Maryland Man gives him
Michaels confession. Fuhrmans meeting with the Maryland Man leads
to his epiphany about Martha and Tommy being in the Skakel house when Michael got home.
You see Martha in flashbacks waiting for Tommy in a bed with a Teddy Bear pillow.
McCall
sleeps with a Teddy Bear named Tom. You see this soft side of the Brass Cupcake after
Hunter breaks into her apartment to save her from Dr. Terry Bolin. When I saw the one-eyed man, I expected to see a
bear somewhere in the movie (Everett McGill in Silver Bullet. O.J. in The Naked
Gun stepping in a bear trap after several men, including one with a patch over his eye
shoot him). I wasnt surprised to see the fountain, either (O.J. falling into the bay
with the bear trap on his ankle). Kathleen
Bell was I
didnt need the fountain to get the blood and water mix along with key elements from
the Bundy murder scene, Fuhrmans notes, and photos. I saw them in Innocent Blood,
The Ninth Configuration and Death Becomes Her. I keyed on blood and water
mixtures from the water stains on the Mothers poem in Murder in Brentwood
and Fuhrmans note about the heel print below the bloody glove. I noted the shape of
the blood pooled half in and half out of the heel print. I thought it had mostly to do
with Laura Hart until I realized that the red heart was a valentine and
Valentines Day falls under Fuhrmans astrological sign. I then realized that I
didnt even need the water stains on the poem for the blood and water link. The
bloody Aquarius valentine was enough.
The half
of the valentine inside of the heel print looked like the cleat on the heel of 8-year-old
Rhoda Penmarks shoe in The Bad Seed. As a prank, Leroy the handyman sprays
her shoes with water from his garden hose before she leaves for a school picnic where a
boy drowns at the edge of a pier. The boys body is found with peculiar marks on his
hands and his forehead. As a prank, Leroy
tells Rhoda that he believes she killed the boy with her shoe and the marks on his body
came from the cleat on the heel of her shoe. He says that he has the shoes and that the
police can find the boys blood on them no matter how thoroughly she washed them.
Rhoda kills Leroy in earnest. Rhoda is a
piano player. Her favorite tune has a French title she translates into English for her
father as By the Light of the Moon. She burns Leroy alive and plays her
favorite tune on the piano as he screams in agony. She then sets out to kill a woman who
gave her a heart-shaped locket with her birthstone inside. Rhodas first kill was a
woman who promised her a crystal ball paperweight with fish suspended in plastic when she
died. When her mother learns what Rhoda did and how she thinks, she tries to kill her and
herself. She fails at both, but not before Rhoda learns what she did with the medal that
Rhoda stole from the boy. Rhoda sneaks out of her house at night and walks fearlessly in
the rain amid claps of thunder and bursts of lighting to retrieve it.
Murder
in Greenwich has rainwater and water in other forms throughout.
You see
every form Charlotte
Rampling is Margaret. Like Fuhrman, her birthday and Jennifer Jason Leighs birthday
is February 5. Leighs dad Vic Morrow was born on Valentines Day. Leigh took her
middle name from Jason Robards. He is Al Capone in The St. Valentines Day
Massacre.
I tried to
use my July 26 birthday as an arbitrary statistical control in interpreting the meaning of
birthdays in the Fuhrman movie collection. I had to use other birthdays instead because
Jason Robards, Helen Merrin, Mick Jagger and Dean Jaggers birthday being July 26
took the random element out of July 26. Merrin as Georgina in The Cook, the Thief, His
Wife and Her Lover performs fillatio in a restaurant on a character named Michael. Mick
Jagger, the Devil in American Pie wrote Cocksucker Blues and
Sympathy for the Devil. Dean Jagger is a powerful figure in Brotherhood of
the Bell. He died on February 5. The CIA was born on July 26. Lorenzo Lamas stars with
O.J. as a hijacker O.J. kills in Detour to Terror and as CIA agent Mark Graver in C.I.A.:
Code Name Alexa.
Kurt Kreuger, a gigolo In
Murder in Greenwich, water in some form is the backdrop for Fuhrmans meetings
with the people most influential in his theory of when, why and how Martha Moxley died. He
stirred Hildy Southerlyns conscience in the rainy croquet scene. From his meeting
with Rob Mathers in a building overlooking a riverfront he narrowed his list of murder
suspects to the Skakel house. He met Michael Badin at the train station with steam rising
up around them. He discussed Badens autopsy findings at an outside café by a bay
and said goodbye to him at the steamy train station with an extended timeline that put
Michael Skakel on his suspect list. The Maryland Man is a special rainy scene case.
Enter
Tanya Peters from The Naked Gun 33 1/3, Fred Clawson from The Dark Half,
Emil Antonowski from Robocop, Maryann Graver from Bird on a Wire and some of
the brightest stars of the 90s from Flatliners
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Jasper Garrison Copyright © 2004 Smartfellows Press
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